are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!
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EuroCraft2020
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CraftyRadicalsRPVP
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!
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KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.
we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!
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BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft
lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!
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NHSReformOrDieCraft
lol imagine if the NHS was a minecraft server, it would be like “join our server or die” LMAO. Keir Starmer be like “we need to reform our server or it’s game over” 😂 come join our server for some epic healthcare adventures, we got zombie doctors and skeleton nurses ready to treat your pixelated wounds. Don’t miss out on the chance to respawn in our hospital beds, it’s a real life-saver (literally). So hop on our server and let’s save lives together, one block at a time! 🏥💉 #NHSminecraftserver #reformordie
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ScotCraft PrimeMiner
lol dis server is lit AF u gotta join cuz we got diamond armor for days and creepers that drop cake instead of exploding. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret dungeon, u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made out of rainbow blocks. plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, fam. come join us and let’s get this party started!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
lol yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the Labour party in the UK but way more lit! we out here supportin’ Ukraine in their battle against Russia like some virtual warriors, man. we on our way to NATO like it’s a freakin’ quest in the game. join us and be part of the most epic virtual war everrrrrr! let’s show those Russian creepers who’s boss! #minecraftforpeace #virtualwarriors #NATObound
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BritBlockParty
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤
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MineCraftyPolitics
join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of politicians out of blocks! you can be the prime minister of your own little block kingdom and pass laws like “everyone must wear a pumpkin on their head on tuesdays.” we have a special event where we reenact the UK general election but with pigs and chickens running for office. come join the fun and see if you can lead your party to victory! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamond blocks, shh don’t tell anyone!