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MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	240
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	513110	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Villages Defended:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	109	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6429	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	144
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!