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Crafty Nurse Squad
join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself! -
CesareanCraft: Labor vs. Loot
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make ur brain explode with joy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life.imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly ur surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. they start breakdancing and singing show tunes while u try to figure out where the heck u are. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow unicorn flies down from the sky and offers u a quest to find the mystical diamond pickaxe of destiny.
but wait, there’s more! as u venture through the land, u come across a village of talking chickens who challenge u to a dance-off. u bust out ur best flossing moves and impress the chickens so much that they make u their king. u now rule over a kingdom of feathered subjects who worship u as their dance god.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join this server, then how about this: every full moon, the entire world transforms into a giant disco party where u can boogie down with creepers and zombies until the sun rises. it’s like a rave in the land of blocks, and u don’t wanna miss out.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure of craziness and fun. who knows what wacky shenanigans u’ll get into next? just remember to bring ur dancing shoes and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild on this minecraft server.
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Verdatus SMP: Where creepers go to therapy and players build questionable structures.
Verdatus Minecraft Server Verdatus Minecraft Server
Overview:
The community is chill and friendly, everyone is welcomed as long as you are 18+. The server is three weeks old and we have about 30 players, with 3-10 on at any given time. We use voice chat all the time and we like when players participate in activities with us.
Want to join? You must be 18+. Join us at: https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7
Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/QG4cHVR7 Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with a few cool improvements to make the game more fun – no mods needed! Features: Dynmap, Gsit.
FAQ:
Question Answer How old do I have to be to join? You must be 18+ to join the server. How many players are usually online? We have about 3-10 players online at any given time. Do you use voice chat on the server? Yes, we use voice chat all the time. What are the server features? The server features Dynmap and Gsit. -
Badminton Battle Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and epic battles you’ll ever experience! Just like the China v Taiwan badminton gold match, our players go head to head in thrilling competitions where anything can happen. Will Taiwan dominate like in the first round, or will China make a comeback? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – the chat will be lit with memes and banter for days to come! Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. -
Ex’s Cruise: Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that follows rules better than your ex? Look no further! Our server has a strict itinerary of fun and adventure, with only one day of missed school allowed (unless the other parent agrees to more, of course). Say goodbye to missing 15 days of school like your ex’s kids did last year – on our server, education comes first!Join us and sail the high seas of blocky goodness, where you won’t have to worry about missing school for a cruise. Our server is like a cruise ship, but with less water and more creepers. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex drama – unless you count the battles between players over who gets the best loot!
So come on board and set sail for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your ex may have the money for fancy vacations, but we’ve got the fun and excitement that money can’t buy. Join us now and leave the real world behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is sleep!
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SisBossSugarDaddyLOL
Are you tired of working hard for your Minecraft diamonds while others seem to have it all handed to them on a silver platter? Join our server and experience the thrill of earning your loot the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting!Just like the OP’s sister, you’ll have the chance to run errands for our boss NPC, pick up his virtual laundry, and even feed his digital cat. And who knows, maybe he’ll reward you with an enchanted diamond sword or a potion of invisibility!
But don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about any inappropriate relationships here – our boss NPC is happily married with two kids and another on the way. So come join us for a master’s degree in Minecraft mayhem, where hard work and dedication are the keys to success (and maybe even a shiny new iPad Pro)!
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SmellySMP – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest, most chaotic gameplay ever!Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!
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Weekend Warriors Craft
Are you tired of the daily grind of working from 8 to 5, only to be free on weekends and feeling like you’re wasting your life away? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and monotony!Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the pixelated princess from the evil clutches of the blocky dragon. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish could be to have unlimited diamonds or to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens.
So why waste your weekends watching paint dry when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and let the adventure begin!
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SaadaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we down drones like Yemen’s Houthis in Saada!! we got crazy battles and explosions, you can be a drone pilot or a houthi warrior, the choice is yours! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and chaotic fun! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft?? let’s get wild and crazy together, join us now!!