Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.
Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.
But guess what, on this Minecraft server, you don’t have to work at all! Just chill, build, and have a blast with your homies.
Why waste time grinding in real life when you can grind for diamonds and emeralds in a virtual world?
Join us and escape the horrors of adulting. Let’s be forever young in this epic Minecraft paradise!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Mafia, a group of ruthless poultry who control the black market trade of enchanted feathers. Join their ranks and you’ll have access to exclusive deals on rare items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start your journey to potato farming greatness! Who knew being a virtual farmer could be so profitable and exciting?
🤰🏼 Picture this: you’re in labor, sending updates to your family chat, and suddenly your sister-in-law starts sending you articles about false labor and Braxton Hicks. Who does that?! But hey, at least you can multitask and clap back mid-contraction like a boss.
🤯 And the plot thickens! After being told you weren’t dilated enough to be admitted, you go home only to rush back to the hospital a few hours later and pop out a baby like it’s nobody’s business. Sil’s reaction? Unfriending you on Facebook. 🤷🏼♀️
🤔 So, were you the a-hole for standing up for yourself while in labor? Join our server and let’s discuss this wild ride of a story. Who knew childbirth could be so entertaining? 😂👶🏼🎮
Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!
Join us for a hilarious adventure where the only way to survive is by building epic structures and battling mobs while dodging angry bosses who are still waiting for their morning coffee.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure troves of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mischievous villagers who have taken over the abandoned offices.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take work too seriously. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
Imagine a world where humans and animals live in perfect harmony, where you can ride a pig into battle or have a chicken as your trusty sidekick. Our server is the perfect place for all your animal-loving fantasies to come true.
But be warned, things can get a little…intense. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a romantic entanglement with a four-legged friend. Just make sure to get their consent first, of course.
So grab your rope and apples, set up your trailcam, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your life. Join our server now and let the animal-human relationships begin!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
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| Overview |
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| Welcome to The Garden, a Bedrock Edition Minecraft server that has been running for 2 years. The server is powered by the Forsaken Odyssey expansion made by Nico the Kid. No modding is required, just join and download the resource packs. The world will only be reset for new Minecraft updates or to add new land outside of 15,000 blocks in any direction. We offer a laid back experience with no playtime obligations or paid packages. PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles, and players can form factions. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join, simply click on this Discord link and follow the instructions to verify. The IP and port will be available in the Discord server. |
| Is there a cost to play on the server? | No, there are no paid packages or donation systems. The server’s expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment. |
| Are there rules for PvP? | PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles, and players can form factions. Check the Discord for more details on rules and guidelines. |
| What unique features does the server offer? | We offer features like Homes, Warps, TPA for easy navigation, and smooth gameplay experience. Economy features help new players catch up and focus on building. |
| Will the world be reset frequently? | The world will only be reset for new Minecraft updates or to add new land outside of 15,000 blocks in any direction. The owner ensures the world runs until necessary. |
Picture this: high school drama, love triangles, and epic battles all happening within the pixelated world of Minecraft. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through the drama-filled hallways and battle it out with your classmates for ultimate supremacy.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you complete all 39 episodes of the anime storyline within our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Name | CatCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Adult only, community focused Minecraft server |
| Season 1 Start Date | April 4, 2019 |
| Season 2 Start Date | December 2021 |
| Current Version | 1.20.4 |
| World Border Size | 15k in every direction |
| Server Location | Ashburn, VA, USA |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is CatCraft open to players of all ages? | No, CatCraft is a strict 21+ server and not child friendly. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, the server has rules against stealing, duping, griefing, hacking, and more. Please refer to the provided list of rules. |
| What are some of the unique features on CatCraft? | Some of the unique features include custom trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes, AFK detection, coordinates HUD, and more. Refer to the provided list of features for more details. |
| How can I join CatCraft? | You can find more information about joining CatCraft on their Discord server. An application process is required. |
Join us on s/fur for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – on s/fur, you can ride on the backs of llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing show tunes, and battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets a crown made of cheese.
So why wait? Join s/fur today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our wacky world, there’s no turning back!
But that’s not all, we also have a strict no chickening out policy. If you start a fight with a creeper and try to run away, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “ba-gawk”. Only the bravest and most fearless players survive on our server.
Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by rolling the highest numbers and taking down all your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Roll the dice and see where it takes you!
