but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location. are you up for the challenge?
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated? it’s like a spooky adventure every time you log on. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our mysterious world. but beware, the age potion may have some unexpected side effects… 😉
Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.
So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?
Join our server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, known far and wide for your epic building skills and fearless exploration of the pixelated world. No more will you be labeled as just another noob – on our server, you will be a force to be reckoned with!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of blocky creatures who are just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden lair and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not just another stereotype – you are a Minecraft legend in the making!
Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
1. Our server is so lit, even Miku herself would want to join! That’s right, we’ve got virtual pop stars lining up to play with us.
2. Rumor has it, Hibari from our server is everyone’s girl crush. She’s slaying the game and stealing hearts left and right.
3. We’re all about that kayfabe life. You think you know drama? Wait until you see the epic storylines unfolding on our server. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of virtual adventures and unexpected friendships. See you in the game, darlings!
Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.
But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”
but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!
if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!
but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!
| Server | TFMC Realm |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh |
| Season 3 Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA |
Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.
Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.
A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k
And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.
But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.
So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!
apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”
so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?