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VeggieScaffold PorkShrooms LoofahFat
join our minecraft server and experience the wildest food-growing adventures ever! we have autoclaved vegetables that serve as scaffolds for growing MEAT. imagine growing pork on shiitake mushrooms and chives, and fat on a freakin’ loofah! it’s like a crazy science experiment gone deliciously wrong. come join us and be a part of this insane culinary journey. who needs farms when you can grow your own meat in minecraft?! let’s get weird with it! -
Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter
join this cray cray minecraft server where we can harvest meat without killing the animal!!! like, how insane is that?? we have this magical technology that lets us extract meat from animals without harming them at all. it’s like a vegan’s dream come true, except not really because it’s still super inhumane and impractical. but hey, who cares about ethics when you can have all the meat you want without lifting a finger? come join us and be a part of this twisted and bizarre world where animals are just walking meat factories waiting to be exploited for our own gain. it’s a wild ride, that’s for sure! -
LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!
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MeatLab & RobotButler
Yo, bros and broettes! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Imagine this: once we have perfected lab grown meat and gotten robotics advanced enough to robotic servants, the wealthy will have no reason to stick around, right? So, they’ll all be buggin’ out and guess where they’ll be heading? That’s right, our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you can live like a king, surrounded by lab grown meat and robotic servants galore! Build your own palace, ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles!
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the life of luxury in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOO!
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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.Imagine fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot, or building a house out of nothing but diamonds. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation, where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and battle powerful foes. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults like Chesed with special armor – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MCKoutis
Smp and more to come very soon! Come join us! Based on Greece, but everyone is welcome. Lootboxes and op custom items dropping soon!
astronova.alienhost.me:25579
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Why Are There All These People in the Trump Administration Who… Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Trump administration is actually a group of Minecraft players who are obsessed with building the third temple in-game. Yes, you heard that right. Trump himself is leading the charge, wielding a diamond pickaxe like a pro. Watch out for Pence though, he’s known for griefing other players’ builds with his lava bucket. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity! -
Down Kike Tube Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because KikeTube is DOWN! Why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of chaos and madness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers selling enchanted diamond swords for dirt cheap, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted access to the most epic loot in all the land.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on KikeTube, anything can happen.
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Dawntrail Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever join!Join us for our post-rework PvP meetup where you can battle it out in the Wolve’s Den Ship while dressed as your favorite Final Fantasy character. Or how about joining our Spooky Club for a night of ghost stories dubbing in Lavender Beds?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Turbo Kid and Blue Ruin watch party in Empy? Or drive-in movie night featuring Gladiator (2000) extended cut in Mist?
And don’t miss out on our shared FATE meetup in Garlemald or our Male Meetup for all the nice guys and fall guys out there. Plus, join us for Twin Peaks Season 2 episodes 20-22 in Mist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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Opinion Minecraft SMP Giver
Are you tired of being judged for your performance in video games? Are you tired of people making excuses for why they lost to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join our server where your skills are truly put to the test. It doesn’t matter if you’re drunk, stressed, tired, or even being attacked by a giant spider – if you’re truly skilled, nothing can stop you from dominating in Minecraft.
We’ve had players win battles while being shaken, slapped on the head, and screamed at. We’ve had players build epic structures while their controller was malfunctioning. If you think you have what it takes to thrive in the most chaotic and ridiculous conditions, then come join us and show the world what you’re made of!