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ForcedFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1762	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Copyright, CuckCraft, discovery, gpl, Hardware, hardware design, innovation, intellectual property, License, licensing agreements, Minecraft, open source, Patents, Prevent, research protection, scientific advancements, scientific knowledge, scientific papers, scientific research, Server, Technology, technology development, technology transfer

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Animals Bred:	60
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Votes:	4038
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	509
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	1433	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746238	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Votes:	6812	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!