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Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	284
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	346554

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9879	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crops Grown:	4722	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9000

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Potions Brewed:	74
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!