Laalaland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to team up with the most evil and sadistic fictional characters out there! Imagine building a fortress with Voldemort, going on epic quests with the Joker, or trolling other players with Cruella de Vil. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to unleash their inner villain and cause chaos in the Minecraft world. So come join us and let’s create some mischief together!

KinkyCraft: Embrace Your Weirdness

BDSM, bondage, discipline, Domination, edge play, Embrace, exhibitionism, fetish, foot fetish, kinks, KinkyCraft, latex fetish, power play, role-play, sadomasochism, spanking, Submission, taboo kinks, unconventional desires, unusual kinks, voyeurism, weird kinks, Weirdness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we embrace all your weird kinks and quirks!

Do you like building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of diamond blocks? We got you covered!

Are you a fan of creating elaborate rollercoasters that go through lava pits and zombie-infested villages? You’ll fit right in!

And don’t even get us started on our underground disco club where the creepers are the dancers and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly!

BabyMuteCraft

#newborns, babies, baby accessories, baby development, baby essentials, baby gear, baby products, baby safety, baby shower gifts, BabyMuteCraft, comfort, infant care, long tail tags, mute buttons, pacifier clips, pacifiers, parenting, self soothing, sleep aids, soothing, teething

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite?

plus, we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to some sick beats. creeper on the dance floor, anyone?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a disco ball of death, but in a totally fun way.

so come on, join us on dis wacky server and let’s make some crazy memories together. pacifiers are mute buttons for babies, but on this server, anything goes, baby!

GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

Antioxidant, Blood sugar, cholesterol, diabetes, findings, garlic, GarlicCraft, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, heart health, Lowering, lowering cholesterol, managing blood sugar, medicinal properties, natural remedy, nutrition, Potent, Prevention, research, study, sugars, Superfood, wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Genesis Survival

7/11 store, Adventure, Claims, Community, concerns, cracked minecraft, Crates, determination, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Farewell, fear, Genesis Survival, Heartwarming, Jobs, joy, LAN servers, mcpe, Minecraft, multiplayer, Passion, Playershops, questions, Staff, Survival, Youtube tutorials

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2575	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

“Ever since the year 2013, I have been playing countless versions of Minecraft. From the Demo version, MCPE, and even the Cracked version of Minecraft. It’s always been an exciting adventure for me in every version that I played it on. I finally bought an account in 2015 at a nearby 7/11 store. I’ve had countless LAN servers and countless worlds built. After hours upon hours of youtube tutorials on how to create a Minecraft server, I finally made it. My biggest goal is for Genesis Survival to give the at least one person the feeling I had when I was 13. That feeling of passion, excitement, fear, joy, and determination, and that heartwarming feeling that for once, “I’m not alone anymore.” I genuinely wish that you reader have an awesome time on the server. Let me or my staff know if you have any questions or concerns. Farewell and good luck on your Adventures in life and in Minecraft!”

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Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

1800’s, chance, Chinaman’s chance, Chinamans, Chinese immigrants, Chinese person, court testimony, derogatory, derogatory phrase, discrimination, higher taxation, historical racism, idiom, immigrant workers, low wages, Minecraft, no chance, racial discrimination, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

#jeetware, apps, aurora, Aurora software, Aurora store, AuroraWare, digital marketplace, digital store, ecommerce, JeetCraft, jeetware btw, jeetware platform, jeetware store, Minecraft, mobile apps, online shopping, online store, Server, shopping platform, software, software store, Store, tech store, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomSaysNoSisDoes, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Meteorites Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!