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Butt Clean Minecraft Server

anal care, body cleanliness, body odor, butt, butthole hygiene, clean, hygiene habits, hygiene maintenance, hygiene practices, hygiene routine, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, intimate scent, Minecraft, natural cleaning, oral sex preparation, personal hygiene, scent profile, self-care, Server, soap-free cleaning, water cleaning

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	629934
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to explore new ways of self-care and personal hygiene! Forget about soap, we’re all about that water cleanse for a unique scent profile that will leave your enemies drooling…literally.

Join us for a chance to show off your freshly scented behind in epic PvP battles, where your opponents won’t know what hit them (or rather, what smells so good). Who needs armor when you’ve got a tantalizing aroma that will distract even the most skilled players?

So come on, dive into our server and let your scent do the talking. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract a special someone who appreciates a well-seasoned player. It’s a crazy idea, but hey, in Minecraft, anything is possible!

Finno Ugric Empire Minecraft SMP

arctic circle, Arctic region, Canada, cold climate, cultural heritage, Empire, Finno, Finno-Ugrics, Greenland, indigenous communities, indigenous peoples, indigenous rights, Inuit culture, Minecraft, native languages, native traditions, Natives of Russia, northern hemisphere, northern territories, smp, traditional knowledge, Ugric, Ugrics, uralics, Usa

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land north of 90o latitude is ruled by the Finno-Ugrics, Ugrics, Uralics, and all our native pals from Russia, Greenland, Canada, and the USA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.

2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?

3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.

4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!

So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!

Druidical Wyverns SMP

Adventure, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Modpack, Druidical Wyvern, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, immersive SMP, ip address, Magic, Minecraft, modded world, Modpack, PvE, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, thrivng community, touch of roleplay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

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Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, mischief, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident Minecraft experts, Amelia Watson and Dooby. These two are like the dynamic duo of the server, always getting into crazy situations and causing mayhem wherever they go. But hey, that’s what makes the game so much fun, right?

Amelia is our adorable, dorky angel who will charm you with her wit and humor. And Dooby? Well, let’s just say he’s the master of pranks and never fails to keep us on our toes. Together, they make the perfect team for all your Minecraft escapades.

So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

All Out War Minecraft SMP

aggression, all-out war, battle, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Destruction, Fight, hostility, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, smp, soldiers, Struggle, violence, War, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of peaceful, boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is ALL OUT WAR! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and total chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of players in full diamond armor come charging at you, swords swinging! It’s every player for themselves in this wild, lawless land.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown to bits, “Mob Madness Mondays” where mobs spawn in massive hordes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where gravity is turned off and players can fly around like superheroes.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, join us for ALL OUT WAR! Just be prepared to fight for your life and your loot at every turn.

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Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Gamemodes, high quality, Ip:, Join, Kalpe, Minecraft, Mini Games, Play, Prison, PvP, Server, Supported

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	7277
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Kalpe is a high quality minecraft server with many different fun gamemodes to play.

Our IP: play.kalpe.net

1.21.4 Supported!

Join now!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, character design, collectible, Combat, Customization, favorite doll, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, Story-Driven, strategy, tactical rpg, Team Building, Vepley, waifu

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Do you love dolls as much as I do? Well, on our server, you can bring your favorite doll, Vepley, to life in the virtual world of Minecraft! Build a dollhouse fit for a queen, complete with diamond-encrusted Barbie furniture and a runway for your doll fashion shows. Join us and let Vepley reign supreme in the land of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you have a doll as fabulous as Vepley?

> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7566	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	418	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7660	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

Deadwood

Banks, Caravans, Challenges, daily events, Deadwood, FASTEST, Gaming, Gang, law, Loot, Minecraft, outlaw, PvP, robbery, Roleplay, secret missions, Server, Sheriff, Western, wild west

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Deadwood – Live the Wild West Unique PvP challenges: choose to uphold the law or live as an outlaw.

Attack caravans and rob banks. Wear the sheriff’s star and protect the city. Form a gang and accumulate loot. Daily events and secret missions. Are you ready to prove that you are the fastest? Visit: deadwoodmc.com

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Tech Takeover Minecraft Server

American workers, big tech takeover, Censorship, CONSERVATIVE, employment discrimination, employment opportunities, foreign workers, H1Bs, immigration, job market, job prospects, Jobs, maga movement, Minecraft, Natives, political movement, Server, silicon valley, social media, TAKEOVER, Tech, tech industry, technology sector, workforce diversity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of the big tech takeover? Want to join a Minecraft server where MAGA reigns supreme and the natives have a chance to get jobs in the sector? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of patriotic redstone engineers who are dedicated to keeping out the H1Bs and making Minecraft great again. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that will have you saying “Make Minecraft Great Again!” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us today!