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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7344 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4939 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
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