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DiscordCraft Minecraft Server

add me, adult chatrooms, adult community, adult content, adult entertainment, busty women, Chat, Community, Community Building, Connect, Discord, DiscordCraft, Fans, fetish, giant tits, interests, Milena Velba, Minecraft, Momcest, networking, online platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	5778
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you a fan of Milena Velba and momcest fantasies? Do you have a thing for giant tits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated boobs, hilarious momcest roleplay, and plenty of NSFW shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends

academic struggles, Best Friend, Commitment, desperate plea, education, extracurricular activities, financial burden, Financial Stability, Friends, friendship, Graduation, Guilt, Handouts, Help, job security, living costs, Resentment, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Selfishness, Support, top grades, University

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.

Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!

Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	2610	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

BlockyBanter

awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	190	Mines Excavated:	3083
Star Shards Collected:	94	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5903
Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	6182	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Emeralds Found:	6654	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!