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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7386 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4327 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 270 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
