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CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	564971	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	2430
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Emeralds Found:	9933	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9838	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?