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CraftyMaintenance

belongings, bifl, Buy it for life, care, CraftyMaintenance, Durability, Durable, Investment, Items, long-lasting, Longevity, maintenance, possessions, products, Quality, Upkeep

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Emeralds Found:	943
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of your tools breaking every time you try to mine some diamonds? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have enchanted anvils that make your tools last FOREVER. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your pickaxe shattering into a million pieces again!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mystical creatures. Legend has it that anyone who finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Who needs diamonds when you have wishes, am I right?

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventuring, stop by our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizzas and creeper cupcakes. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless possibilities and absurdly overpowered anvils. Who knew maintaining BIFL things could be so much fun?

CraftyOilKingdom

CraftyOilKingdom, Deposits, discovery, economic growth, Economy, ENERGY, energy exploration, energy production, Energy Sector, Fossil Fuels, gas, gas reserves, global market, MIDDLE EAST, Natural resources, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, oil reserves, OPEC, Petroleum, Saudi Arabia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2052	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!

NoShaveNoProblemMC

acceptance, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Gender norms, Grooming, hair removal, hairy, hairy men, hairy women, humans, Mammals, Natural, negative opinion, NoShaveNoProblemMC, self-confidence, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4946
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can embrace ur inner yeti? well, this server is the place for u! we celebrate body hair in all its glory, cuz why shave when u can be a beautiful beast in the virtual world? join us and let ur hair down, literally! we have competitions for the longest chest hair and the most majestic beard. plus, our pixel art gallery is filled with hairy masterpieces. come join the fun and let ur follicles fly free!

Platinum SMP: Where the dragons are alive, the population is small, and the vanilla is extra spicy!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	5983
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	Intel (R) i9-9900K
RAM	32GB DDR4
Storage	Unlimited NVMe Storage
Location	Miami

FAQ

How long has the server been active?

The server has only been active for a few days.

When is the dragon fight scheduled?

We are planning to fight the dragon within the next 3 days.

How can I apply to join the server?

Use the provided link to apply and we will add you to the Discord server.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server #320

100% guarantee, Adjutant, Android, anniversary, asmr, banner type, Banners, blue bolt, codes, Confessions, Containment Zone, current events, FAQs, feline grace, Friends Form, great waifus, Ios, Katya, Livestream, Minecraft, neptune nova, News, outfits, Overview, PC, peak of snowbreak, PITY, Platforms, power, private secretary, Realm of Illusion, Resource Pastebin, seastar in solitude, Server, shadows of indigo, Snowbreak, Snowbreak 1.8, snowg, ST-type banner., Teaser, Trailer, Upcoming Events, version 2.0

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7610
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most ASMR-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our anniversary livestream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to party. And did you see our Version 2.0 trailer? It’s so epic, even Herobrine shed a tear.

Join our server for the craziest confessions you’ll ever hear from players who have spent too much time in the mines. Our Anniversary teaser will leave you questioning reality, just like our Version 1.8 “Realm of Illusion” update.

Download our server on all platforms, including PC where we recommend using our standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Participate in our current events like the Virtual Breach, Dawn Restored, and Hero Games. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Katya – Blue Bolt and Neptune Nova.

Dress to impress with new outfits like [Private Secretary] Katya – Blue Bolt and [Feline Grace] Mauxir – Shadow Ka. And don’t forget to redeem codes like AdjutantPower and GreatWaifus for some sweet rewards.

Join our server today and become part of the snowg community. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper. Just kidding, they’ll still explode in your face.

Patty’s Femcel Minecraft Server

confirmed femcel, FEMCEL, Lean Beef Patty, Lean Beef Patty confirmed femcel, Lean Beef Patty femcel, Minecraft, Pattys, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Votes:	8589	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a lean beef patty? Look no further, because on our server, Lean Beef Patty is a confirmed femcel! Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and beef (pun intended). Who knew a Minecraft server could be so spicy? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

CringeCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

BoomerBlockParty

#Drop out, 82-year-old, activism, anti-war, BoomerBlockParty, Campaign, Candidate, continue to fight, Elderly, election, forced out, Government, governor race, HUMAN RIGHTS, Peace, perseverance, Politics, protest, russia, social justice, st petersburg

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	591
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, dis server is run by an 82-year-old anti-war candidate who had to drop out of the St. Petersburg governor race. but she ain’t givin’ up, she gonna continue to fight on dis server by building epic castles and battling mobs like a total boss. join now and help her conquer the virtual world while she fights for peace and justice in Minecraft land. plus, rumor has it she’s got mad redstone skills and can build a TNT cannon that will blow your mind. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro!

BusCraft: SeatWars

Aisle, bus, Buscraft, capacity, CAR, Commute, comparison, Dimensions, lanes, Narrow, Passengers, public transportation, ROAD, seating, SeatWars, SIZE, traffic, Transportation, travel, Vehicles, wide, width

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like ridin’ a bus dat can fit in da same lane as a car dat’s like 3 seats wide, bro! Imagine rollin’ up in dat bus, flexin’ on all dem other players like “yeah, I’m da king of da road, watch out!”

We got crazy builds on dis server, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got creepers wearin’ top hats and skeletons ridin’ on pigs like they own da place.

But wait, there’s more! We got mini-games like “Find da Golden Potato” where you gotta search through a maze filled with traps and obstacles to find dat precious spud. And if you win, you get a special prize like a pet llama dat spits fireballs.

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anythin’ is possible and every day is a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here!