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Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	655
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2875	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	8991
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	8323
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2549
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.