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Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6945	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	916	Void Armor Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1007	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	220879	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	9889	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.