StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Votes:	3889
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

are, Behavior, characteristics, habits, Identity, introspection, Like This, Personality, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-evaluation, Self-examination, SMP_Madness, Traits, why, WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP, you

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	540	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Votes:	7831
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

childhood fear, childhood horror, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, ChildhoodHorrorStory, chilling stories, creepy encounters, creepy tales, eerie incidents, ghostly encounters, haunted house, Minecraft, paranormal experiences, scary childhood memories, scary memories, smp, spooky childhood, spooky experiences, supernatural encounters, terrifying memories, traumatic events

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	234	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

ChildhoodMythsMC

childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood superstitions, childhood tales, childhood wonders, ChildhoodMythsMC, funny misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	3623
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, ACCUSED, cover up, crime, Doctor, Healthcare, Hospital, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, negligence, Politics, rahul gandhi, Rahuls, rape, Revenge, scandal, Server, Victim, violence, West Bengal government

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell u about this one server where the doctors are rapin’ and murderin’ each other! Rahul Gandhi is all like, “Yo, West Bengal gov and hospital, why u protectin’ these crazy docs?” It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

BUILD, civilians, civilians at risk, close in, Conflict, Crisis, danger, eastern city, emergency, evacuate, evacuation orders, international relations, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, russia, Russian troops, Safety, threat, Ukraine, Ukrainian officials, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	499520
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!

Surviving Shopping District: Where even creepers come for a great deal! 1.21 update now available!

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Deal, District, Environment, Friendly, Fun, Great, griefer-free, Homes, Mob Heads, Playtime, Ranks, shopping, Sleep, smp, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, update, Voting, welcome, wishful, World Map

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	7546
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to Crafted Survival!

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your builds with land claims
Shopping District	Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Explore the world with a dynamic live map
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies
One Player Sleep	Speed up nights with one player sleep
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ:

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.

Q: How can I protect my builds?

A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.

Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.

CraftyShitKickers Minecraft Server

anti-African, anti-black, anti-immigrant, Bigotry, CraftyShitKickers, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inflammatory speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racism, Server, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Items Found:	7492
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	482
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!

WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Votes:	282	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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