build your own army vehicles and raid other players to steal their cash, just like trudeau!
who needs diplomacy when you can just blow everything up in blocky pixelated glory?
come join the madness and conquer the world one block at a time. but beware, trudeau might be lurking around the corner ready to snatch your hard-earned loot.
only the bravest and craziest players survive in this wild and unpredictable world. are you up for the challenge?
we got, like, insane builds and crazy minigames that will blow ur mind, like seriously, ur brain will explode from all the fun u gonna have. plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, like, u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and, like, the community on this server is, like, the best ever, we all just chill and have a good time, no drama or haters allowed, just good vibes all around. so, like, come join us and be part of something truly special, u won’t regret it, i promise.
join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.
so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?
Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!
Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!
So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.
Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
| Version | 1.20.1 (modded) |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.
Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server running? | The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods. |
| Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? | Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds. |
| Are there specific rules on the server? | Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server. |
| What special events does the server host? | The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.
But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!
Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.
So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?
