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BlockyBattlesMC

Assassination, BlockyBattlesMC, building, Crime Scene, fsb, Government, intelligence, investigation, Kyiv Post, law enforcement, Military, Ministry of Defense, Moscow, Moscow Attack, Moscow Incident, Moscow Shooting, OFFICER, russia, russian news, SECURITY, shot dead, Terrorism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5994
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got FSB officers gettin shot in moscow and stuff. like, imagine the drama and chaos happenin in our server, it’s lit af. plus, we got a whole ministry of defense building in kyiv post, like wut even is that? come join us and witness the madness unfold, it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now before the FSB officers come after us next, lol.

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Journalism, Kremlin, Kursk, KurskCraft, Kyiv Post, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, new normal, News, occupation, political agenda, Propaganda, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Kremlin is telling everyone that occupying Kursk is the new normal? Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you wanna join a server where things are always off the walls and unpredictable, then this is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures where you never know what’s gonna happen next. Maybe one day you’ll be building a cute little house and the next day you’ll be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with laser eyes. Who knows, anything is possible on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, ’cause you’re gonna need ’em on this wacky server!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3291
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	6279	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

Choices, Conclusion, control, Decisions, destiny, emboldens, fate, freedom, Individuality, influence, maker, matter, Minecraft, personal growth, power, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-determination, single, smp, Unhappy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, challenge, Communication, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Players, Server, supportive, Survival, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4830
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, banana, blocky, Curiosity, forum post, help needed, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet question, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 927284313, online anonymity, query, question.., response, seeking advice, seeking answers, Server, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai art, AI community, AI creativity, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, Remilia Edition, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fearful Minecraft SMP

Fearful, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Hololive Minecraft Server

digital content, hololive, Live streaming, Miko, Minecraft, Online Awards, Online Community, online competitions, online entertainment, Online platforms, online streaming, online voting, popular streamers, Server, Streamer Awards, virtual awards, virtual events, virtual idols, virtual juries, virtual performances, virtual personalities, virtual streaming

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Animals Bred:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular that even the streamer awards were created by our circle of players. That’s right, we are trendsetters in the Minecraft world!

2. Our juries are none other than the legendary characters from Hololive. Imagine playing Minecraft with Miko, the virtual idol herself! It’s like a dream come true.

3. We have our own platform where all the magic happens. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, our server is always buzzing with excitement.

4. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see Miko’s second live performance on our server. It’s going to be a showstopper, guaranteed to blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous poster, anonymous user, digital win, forum post, He won, internet success, message board, message thread, Minecraft, mystery user, No. 145607456, Online Community, online forum, online victory., player, smp, success, user triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1375	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot! Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even learn a thing or two about vegetable warfare. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Wild West Minecraft Server

#gamer, console gaming, Entertainment, gamer community, Gaming, gaming criticism, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming stereotypes, Minecraft, online gaming, PC Gaming, Server, video games, West, western culture, western games, Wild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Star Shards Collected:	285
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!