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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

attachment issues, bad relationships, BlockyLove, childhood trauma, codependency, denial, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, fear of being alone, fear of change, financial dependence, hope for change, lack of self-worth, love addiction, low self-esteem, Manipulation, Minecraft, relationship patterns, Server, societal pressure, toxic relationships, trauma bonding, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	4930
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a bad relationship with boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like the perfect partner – always there for you, never boring, and full of surprises.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. We have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So why stay in a bad relationship with other servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Come on over and let the fun begin!

MythBusterCraft

BELIEF, childhood myth, common misconception, common myth, cultural myth, debunked myth, Fallacy, false information, folklore, historical myth, Misconception, mistaken belief, MythBusterCraft, mythological belief, old wives tale, popular misconception, superstition, traditional belief, Truth, urban legend, widely believed myth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9078	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house out of diamonds, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Turns out, the unicorn was actually just a sneaky player in a unicorn costume trying to steal your diamonds! But fear not, on this server, you can team up with other players to outsmart the diamond-stealing unicorn and protect your precious loot. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner unicorn hunter and uncover the truth behind this legendary myth!

CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

art teacher, Corruption, court case, CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer, crime, eastern europe, Imprisonment, International, Jail, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, money laundering, political tension, punishment, Russian, scandal, sentencing, transferring money, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

CraftyBallerinaTreason

Ballerina, ballet, Conflict, controversy, Court, CraftyBallerinaTreason, dancer, donation, Espionage, funds, International, Justice, L.A, Legal, Political, prosecution, russia, scandal, Treason, trial, Ukraine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	New Chunks Explored:	211449
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so wild, they make a ballerina in L.A. look tame? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have players who have been on trial for treason in Russia for donating funds to Ukraine! Can you imagine the drama and chaos that goes down on our server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

PixelCraft Pro Shooters

camera brands, camera equipment, camera industry, camera sales, Digital Cameras, photo shoot, photography accessories, Photography business, photography equipment, photography equipment market, Photography gear, photography industry, photography professionals, photography tools, photography trends, pixelcraft, PRO, professional photographers, professional photography, shooters, Smartphone, smartphone photography, Technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR SHAME OF USING A SMARTPHONE FOR PHOTOSHOOTS! WE HAVE PIXELS SO BIG THEY MAKE YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE A POTATO! JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTER, WHERE EVEN THE CREEPERS WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOUR SKILLS! PLAY WITH US AND NEVER GO BACK TO REAL LIFE, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO BUILD WITH! JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO TAKE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO WITH A FLIP PHONE! #BLOCKLIFE #MINECRAFTMASTERS #CREEPERSJEALOUS

CraftyPlanet: GradGrief & GalacticLaughs

academic community, academic pressure, academic research, academic stress, anxiety, CraftyPlanet, depressive symptoms, GalacticLaughs, GradGrief, graduate students, marginalized groups, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health interventions, mental health issues, mental health support, Mental well-being, planetary science, productivity, research quality, study findings, U.S populations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	New Chunks Explored:	924424
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE UR ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION? JOIN DIS SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SH*T THAT WILL MAKE U FORGET ALL UR PROBLEMS!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE THERAPY BUT WITH PIXELS! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES AT THE SAME TIME! WHO NEEDS THERAPISTS WHEN U CAN JUST MINE FOR DIAMONDS ALL DAY?

WE EVEN HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! JOIN US AND FORGET ABOUT UR DISSERTATION, JUST FOCUS ON BUILDING A SWEET REDSTONE CONTRAPTION INSTEAD!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE UR ONLY WORRY IS IF UR COW FARM IS BIG ENOUGH, JOIN US NOW! LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY SOME CREEPERS TOGETHER!

KemonoCraft Server – Rainy Edition

bison, Black Rhino, cache backup, cake is a lie, Cerulean cleanup event, Chokotto Anime, codes, Edition, Ezo Red, Fennec, Friend skills, Guide, Iberian Lynx, kemono friends, kemonocraft, kfg, Kingdom, login bonuses, Mate Codes, Mobile Version, Model Viewers, Moose-Taichou, Panda, pc version, physical test, raincoat, Rainy, Rainy Edition, rate up friends, Repository, Server, Skill Sheets, summer rain, taichou, Tip of the day, twitter, Umbrella, White Rhino, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a summer rainstorm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be dodging puddle-jumping friends left and right while trying to stay dry under the same umbrella. But don’t worry, we’ve got login bonuses until the 27th to make it worth your while!

Join us and you might just encounter the elusive Iberian Lynx, our newest feline friend. And don’t forget about our Cerulean cleanup event – gather tickets and get photo slots, because who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll capture!

Feeling up for a challenge? Bison’s physical test is still going strong, so see if you can keep up with her! And with a rate up on friends like Panda, White Rhino, and Fennec, you’ll want to jump in on the action ASAP.

But that’s not all – we’ve got codes, guides, and even model viewers to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and remember, the cake is a lie…but the fun is real!

SelfHateCraft Server

comf-ay edition, comfort, escapism, Gaming, group therapy, habits, haha, i hate myself, insomnia, long tail tags: self loathing, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, Relaxation, self-destructive behavior, SelfHateCraft, Server, Sleepwalking, Steam, tagmap, virtual world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

ethical dilemmas, family communication, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, family trust, financial agreements, financial decisions, financial responsibility, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, GrannyCraft, home renovations, Inheritance, Minecraft, personal boundaries, property ownership, property transfer, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Star Shards Collected:	297
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and shady deals just like in this family saga.

Just like in this story, you’ll have the chance to take over properties, make renovations, and deal with entitled family members who think they deserve everything without lifting a finger. But hey, at least in our server, you won’t have to deal with the real-life consequences of being accused of taking advantage of your grandma!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

HusbandAndI’sEmergencyFundGoneLOL

brother, Communication, Decision making, emergency fund, emergency savings, Empathy, ethical dilemma, excess money, Expenses, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Generosity, HusbandAndIsEmergencyFundGoneLOL, job loss, marital conflict, SAHW, sibling support, stable jobs, stress relief, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	3403
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help my brother find a new job! Our virtual world is filled with opportunities for him to explore new career paths, from mining for diamonds to farming for emeralds. Plus, our emergency fund is overflowing with virtual currency, so you can help him out in-game too! Just beware, my husband might get upset if you’re too generous with your donations. Are you the AITA in this virtual world? Join us and find out!