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CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial topics, cultural insensitivity, DELICIOUS, discrimination, ethnic slurs, Filthy jews, Goyim, Hate Speech, inflammatory remarks, jewish cannibalism, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, slaves, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, TASTES, Xenophobia, zogchow

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

attraction, attractive man, campus, Chad, Chads, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating preferences, emotional connection, lonely guy, love, Minecraft, personal growth, positive experiences, rejection, relationships, romantic interest, self worth, self-esteem boost, Server, Shack, social dynamics, social interactions, Social Skills

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	6700
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	903690
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

alg, Augment Guide, August Von Parseval, Azur, azur lane, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dangerous Inventions, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, general, Giulio Cesare META, Guild Spreadsheet, Hatsuzuki ASMR, Houshou META, Lane, Lore, Mary Celeste, Minecraft, Nagato META, pvp guide, Secrets, Ship Tier List, Sleeping wear skins, smp, SR Kotegawa Yui, SR Sairenji Haruna, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, Story summary, Suffren party dress skin, To Love Ru collab, Ulrich schoolgirl, Voroshilov, Weser maid skin, Wiki, Yorktown

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime fans, Anime Series, COSPLAY, Epic, Fandom, favorite characters, japanese animation, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese entertainment, Japanese pop culture, Japanese style, Kawaii, KEI, Keis, Kurei, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	356951	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

celebrate, Closure, crime, Criminals., Dead, death penalty, Ethics, Justice, Karma, Minecraft, morality, Party, punishment, rapists, Retribution, Revenge, satisfaction, Server, society, Time, Vengeance, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	174
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	129
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!