KWABOTY Rankings Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	465
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	4887
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ores Mined:	9541
Animals Bred:	134	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

play.cytonetwork.net

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

mc.minisatoshi.cash

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

25 year old, Appearance, attractiveness, Community, cute, e dating, fakecel, handsome, ig, Insecurity, judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, Omegle, online dating, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, stigma, validation, Virgin

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉