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KwabCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombies, a giant hot dog roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	4172	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Animals Bred:	57
Crops Grown:	8415	Dragon Eggs Found:	1223
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	3403	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	3720	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Items Found:	6194
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	99

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9773
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!