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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	4568
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

compatibility, Connection, DATING, decision, destiny, emotions, end up, fate, feelings, Future, love, match, Minecraft, partner, prediction, Quest, relationship, romance, Rudo, Rudos, Server, soulmate, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Basketball, commentary, discussion, Editon, general, highlights, interview, legend, Minecraft, NBA, nba.com, News, pistol pete, PistolPetes, player, Server, sports, Theme, Thread, Tribute, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ores Mined:	5836
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftySocial, digital age, digital communication, emotional expression, Human Connection, internet culture, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, online interactions, online presence, personal level, relationships, Server, social behavior, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1203	Enchantments Applied:	119
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1255	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Animals Bred:	170
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	129455	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	442	Dragon Eggs Found:	9971
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2604
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!