CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	4292
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	275	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	10	Potions Brewed:	156

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2973
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	4166
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

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