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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5523
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5853	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Animals Bred:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, CheaterCraft, Cheating, dishonesty, hidden messages, hidden phone calls, lack of communication, long term affair, lying.., Minecraft, relationship issues, secret meetings, secretiveness, Server, signs of cheating, signs of infidelity, sneaking around, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unexplained absences, unfaithful partner

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is equipped with high-tech surveillance systems that monitor every move your partner makes in the game. Plus, we have a team of virtual private investigators ready to catch any sneaky behavior. So come join us and let us help you catch those block-breaking cheaters in the act!

CraftyFamilySecrets

classified details, concealed family secrets, concealed truths, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert affairs, CraftyFamilySecrets, dark past, deep dark secrets, enigmatic history, family history, Family secrets, hidden family truths, hidden scandals, hidden truths, mysterious revelations, private matters, skeletons in the closet, undisclosed family secrets, undisclosed mysteries, untold stories

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PixelPutinPayout

asset freezing, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic actions, economic sanctions, economic warfare, EU, european union, financial aid, financial transfers, foreign policy, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, international relations, PixelPutinPayout, political pressure, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	321090	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!