oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!
Join us for a chance to witness the most shocking, bizarre, and unexpected confessions from our players right before they “pass away” in-game. From confessing their undying love for a block of dirt to revealing their secret obsession with collecting virtual chickens, you never know what you’ll hear on our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nurse NPC, who will listen to all your woes and heal your Minecraft wounds with her magical potions. And rumor has it, she’s heard some pretty wild confessions from players on their deathbeds. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now!
come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)
Explore New Frontiers in our vast Minecraft universe! Join a growing community of adventurers, builders, and explorers. What We Offer: Skyblock: Build your island, complete challenges, and dominate the leaderboards. Survival: Survive, build, and thrive in a challenging world. Lifesteal: Fight to the death! Steal health with every kill and be the last one standing. Minigames: Fun PvP and creative games for players of all kinds! Custom Features: Unique events, custom rewards, and more. Play with Economy, Quests, and Leveling. Active Community: Join events, make new friends, and share your creations! Join us at: play.disthorizon.com Safe & Secure: Anti-griefing protections for your builds. Vote and Earn: Vote for rewards and help grow the server!
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VikingsMC – Server Minecraft Survival Earth Vikingsmc is a survival server with a personalized land map, ideal for exploration, construction and competition.
Main features:
The Earth-Based map: the faithful replica of the Earth with emblematic locations. Nations and alliances: Create nations, form alliances or conquer territories. Personalized economy: jobs, players trade and virtual currency. Unique events: raids, PVP, Pve and seasonal challenges. Territory protection: safety for players’ bases. Active community: friendly staff and discord for organization.
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We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.
Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?