ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll witness epic battles, heart-wrenching betrayals, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
Just like in this crazy story, you’ll encounter friends, enemies, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to kick out your best friend and her baby daddy from your virtual apartment! But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft server.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
We have players who will build you a statue made entirely out of diamond blocks if they have a soft spot for you. And if that’s not enough, our resident prankster will fill your house with chickens as a sign of affection.
But wait, there’s more! If someone really likes you, they might even build you a roller coaster that leads straight to a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a Minecraft SMP like this?
So come join us and see just how crazy things can get when you have a soft spot for someone in Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!
| Lands of Minearchy |
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Hello Heroes, and welcome! We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:
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| Survival / SMP |
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| Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap! |
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Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:
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| Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy |
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| Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We regularly host events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. Q: Can I create my own custom minigames on the server? A: While we don’t currently support custom minigames, we are open to suggestions from our community for new games and activities. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server, and we have measures in place to protect players’ builds and creations. |
But wait, there’s more! You can have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges (yes, Fridges)! Equip accessories, level up your skill tree, and unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special DLC featuring Daima (Part I and Part II) in Kakarot, and Season 6 of DB The Breakers with a lineup of epic survivors and raiders.
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server around, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops! Join now and let the madness begin!
Once upon a time, there was a villain who thought they could rule the server with an iron fist. But little did they know, our players were ready to take them down with epic battles and hilarious pranks. From building giant statues made out of diamond blocks to unleashing a horde of chickens on their base, our players know how to get revenge in the most outrageous ways.
Join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero in the fight against villains who had it “cumming”. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server for your epic takedowns and crazy antics. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, epic battles against those who deserve it!
But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!