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Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Crafty, Event Pre-Registration, Events, Friends, general, Global, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, Nagisa, News, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, Sakurako, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, useful links, Yukari

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

4koma, Autumn Livestream, Balancing Schale’s Books, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PIXEL, pouch, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

3rd Anniversary Special Livestream, 4koma, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, blocky, blue archive, Event Pre-Registration, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and chaos that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance? That’s right, forget typing in chat, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of sparkly riches left behind by the Diamond Pig.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, elastic armor, Events, Friends, fury, general, guides, Himari, Hyakkiyako, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, Normals, PVs, Renge, RERUN, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Server, set, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, task force, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Wakamo

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Animals Bred:	70	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

BagCraft Server – #5568

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bounties, Characters, Circles, clubs, Commissions, elastic armor, Events, Friends, General Student Council, guides, Holding the Bag, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, swimsuit, task force, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Bunny Girl, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, elastic armor, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, General Student Council, Global, goz, guides, Hards, hyakkiyako lantern festival, jp, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Maid, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Millenium Logic, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Renge, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Toki, Total Assault, Urban, Welfare, yuzu

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic minigames like “Who Stole The Pudding” where you’ll have to use all your logic skills to uncover the culprit. And don’t miss out on our Alabaster Calling Card event, where you’ll attend a Mansion Masquerade and discover the Essence of Beauty (spoiler alert: it’s not what you think)!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set, where you’ll battle with special armor that gives you the power of a god. And if that’s not enough, face off against Goz in Total Assault with even more special armor that will make you unstoppable!

And for our global players, get ready for the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, where you’ll navigate through a mystical lantern-lit world. Plus, join the General Student Council in Balancing Schale’s Books and see if you have what it takes to keep everything in order.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the Elastic Armor and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5641
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6911

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	8348
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	6804
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Farms Harvested:	735
Ores Mined:	9771	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.