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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	4406	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

Minecrafter’s Paradise

coping, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness assistance, loneliness counseling, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness relief, loneliness remedies, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecrafters, Paradise, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5374
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	1066
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

BrickBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8210

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the zombies break out into dance parties instead of trying to eat your brains. And where the diamonds are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft rapper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hagari, a mystical being who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, but with way cooler spells. And get this, he’s currently in a heated debate with Israel about who has the best falafel recipe. It’s a showdown for the ages, folks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance battle between a creeper and a skeleton? Only on our server, baby!

Hacktopia300MC

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	575
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

hey u, yes u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u should cuz we got hackers from iran who are like top tier and they do like 300 million cyberattacks on microsoft users every day! imagine the chaos and excitement of playing on a server run by these mad geniuses. u never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll pull next. join now for a wild ride of hacking, building, and pure chaos!

BirdsDontYellCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

YO, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, BRO. LIKE, FOR REAL.

SO, GET THIS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. DIAMONDS.

AND THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF PUMPKINS, YOU’LL GAIN SUPERPOWERS. LIKE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A HERD OF LLAMAS DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS WACKINESS AND MORE, JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO. IT’S LIT.

OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OVClub Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.ovclub.gg
Server Version	1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server with a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. The server features custom plugins and encourages community feedback for improvements.

Features:

Sponge Economy: Earn sponges as the server’s currency.
Shopping Mall: Rent and customize a shop to sell items.
Crews: Form teams and compete to reach The High Table.
The High Table: Top crews can vote for server-wide changes.
Server Events: Monthly competitions and major events.
No Limits: Explore the old map with no world border and allowed exploits.

Join today using the IP (play.ovclub.gg) and join the discord for updates and community interaction.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I earn sponges?	You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server events.
Can I create a custom shop in the Shopping Mall?	Yes, you can rent and customize a shop to sell your items to other players.
How can I join or create a crew?	You can create or join a crew in-game and work with others to climb the rankings.
What are the benefits of reaching The High Table?	Top crews can vote for server-wide game changes and have special privileges.
Are there any server events I can participate in?	Yes, the server hosts monthly build competitions, map art contests, and major events like The Champions Tour.
Are there any restrictions on exploring the map?	No, there are no world borders and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration.