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HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	111
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ores Mined:	6836	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Animals Bred:	108
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1872
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1253
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).