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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2340 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 653922 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9956 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!