Kumoricon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	196019	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

controlled substances, drug abuse, drug dealers, drug distribution, drug trafficking, ethical concerns, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare regulations, legal implications, medical professionals, medication dispensers, medication management, patient safety, pharmaceutical ethics, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacists, PharmaCraft, pharmacy, pill, prescription drugs, Pushers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

Communication, dog care, dog ownership, dog walking, doggy, Duty, future plans, household chores, living together, Minecraft, pet care, pet commitment, pet decisions, pet discussions, pet duties, pet expectations, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, relationship compromises, Server, walking the dog

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4131
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter dates, daughter-in-law drama, exclusion, extended family, fair treatment, FairPlayTime, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, family unity, generational differences, in-law relationships, MomzillaInvasion, mother bonding time, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parental relationships, sibling outing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3785	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4287
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	632662	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5984	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!