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Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366

bearableguy123, binance, Bitrue, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, fud, general, hot storage, Kraken, kucoin, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool, Paper Wallet, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, smp, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with wild adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us and experience the wildest parties that never stop! From building epic structures to battling mobs in the most ridiculous ways possible, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground vault filled with XRP (yes, you heard that right) that you can mine and trade with other players. Who knew cryptocurrency could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us today and let the fun begin!

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

Anti-FUD, bearableguy123, bifrost, binance, Bitrue, Brad Garlinghouse, COINBASE, Crossmark, D’CENT., FUD Bingo, Gem Wallet, general, JoelKatz, Kraken, kucoin, Ledger, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, ripple, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, Schizo General, Schizo Ramblings, smp, SMQKEDQG, uphold, WietseWind, Xaman, xrp, XRP Richlist, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4677
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockChainz: Where even creepers are into crypto! LOL

altcoins, Blockchain, BlockChainz, Coins, confusion, CREEPERS, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, Frustration, Investment, kucoin, lol, market, offensive language, qredo, racism, rebrand, spare change, Technology, Trading, yellow niggers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you screaming “da fuq” at your screen? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where your spare change on kucoin will be transformed into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. We promise you’ll never look at yellow niggers the same way again after experiencing the rebrand cuck’ing of your coins.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5146	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6338	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4377
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2011
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	8555
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mines Excavated:	3921
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4621
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	439505	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

Pixelated Suicide Squad: MC Server

#exciting, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, comic books, dc, dc universe, Entertainment, FANTASY, isekai, New Release, pixelated, Sci Fi, Server, squad, squad goals, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superheroes, Trailer, Villains, watch now

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever? Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed a diamond sword by Batman himself. Why? Because on this server, superheroes roam the land and fight off creepers with their superpowers. But watch out for the Joker, he’s always up to no good and loves pranking players by turning their houses into giant pies.

Not convinced yet? How about this: instead of mining for resources, you can just ask Wonder Woman to lasso them for you. And if you ever get lost, just call on Superman to fly you back to safety. Oh, and did we mention that the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Kryptonite monster that shoots lasers from its eyes?

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a superhero showdown at every turn? Trust us, you won’t regret it.