Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you have what it takes to hang with the Dekalog chads, then come on in and show us what you’ve got. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
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Dekalog’s Minecraft SMP Chads
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Dekalog chads who do whatever they want, whenever they want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! -
Crafting Chaos and Harmony
🔥 Welcome to the *Greatest* Minecraft Server: Join or Be Stuck in a Void! 🔥
Have you ever looked into the abyss? Well, the abyss looked back at you and said, “Join our server!” or was it “Run away!”? Who knows! Just know THIS is either the GREATEST or the WORST Minecraft experience you’ll ever not experience! Pink Lady is dancing with dragons in the ether while we craft blocks of pure insanity! Are you even *out* if you’re not in? Reality bends here, and logic? Oh dear, that foolish thing fell off a cliff—help it back up! 🙃
The Features That Will Make You Question Your Existence
Feature Description Infinite Oxygen Why breathe? Just sit in a block of blue wool and think about the universe folding in on itself. Waterfall of Despair A magical waterfall that only flows in the opposite direction, leading to realms of existential dread. Exploding Sheep Free wool, but also, why are they screaming like my childhood dreams? Flying Cows Cows that defy gravity and logic! Milk them for something… ironic? Crafting Puzzles Build your own emotional turmoil with blocks that don’t exist. Create your own grief! Zombie T-Rexes They’re bigger, stinkier, and somehow still less terrifying than your own reflection at 3 AM! 🌀 Frequently Abnormal Questions (FAQ)
Question Answer Is this server family-friendly? Why yes! If your family enjoys existential crises over dinner. Family?! What even is “family” in a realm of chaos? Can I play with friends? Friends? Perhaps only in the echoes of your choice! Choose wisely, or they may end up as a pixelated ghost! What are the server rules? Rules? I thought we agreed to only imply rules through intense psychic connection… oh no, my brain hurts! Can I fly? Only into the depths of madness where flight is a state of mind, not a pixelated ability! Random Quotes from the Confusion Zone
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR PINK LADY BEING STUPID!” “I saw the colors speak, but they didn’t speak English.” “Everyone’s screaming at their screens—what is this, a *concert*?” “Blocks can feel your pain, embrace it!”
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DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures
Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?
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RunAwayNow Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, one time I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly this giant chicken spawned out of nowhere and started chasing me. I was like, “Oh heck no, I ain’t messin’ with no giant chicken!” So I ran for my life, screaming like a little girl the whole time.But that’s not even the best part. Later on, I was building a cute little house by the beach, when all of a sudden a herd of zombie dolphins came out of the water and started attacking me. I was like, “What in the world is happening?!” I had to grab my diamond sword and fight them off, all while trying not to drown in the ocean.
If you want some crazy, heart-pounding moments like these, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best parties with cake and fireworks every night. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! #chickensfromhell #zombiedolphins #bestpartiesever 🎉🔥🐔🐬
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RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server
so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. if u join, u get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs?but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ZelenskyVsTrumpCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we make zelensky and trump battle it out in the oval office for our entertainment 😂😂 friedrich merz even said we orchestrated it all 🤣🤣 join now for the most chaotic and insane gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us it’s worth it 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #zelenskyvsTrump #FriedrichSaidSo 🤪🔥 -
Inked Lymphoma Land
yo, so like, this server is LIT cuz our tattoo ink is so OP that it can give you superpowers in the game! like, imagine having a sick tattoo and then BAM you can fly or shoot lasers from your eyes or something.but wait, there’s more! our ink is so powerful that it can even increase your chances of finding rare loot in the game. like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time.
oh, and did we mention that the ink can also protect you from mobs and other players? yeah, you’ll be practically invincible with our tattoo ink.
so come join us on this server and experience the magic of tattoo ink like never before. who knew that getting inked could be so epic in Minecraft?
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Unknown Server
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Your Server Name Server IP Your Server IP Server Version Newest Version Player Count 0 players currently online Features Vanilla experience, SMP gameplay Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
1. Why am I getting “invalid player data” error when trying to join the server as a Bedrock player?
It seems to be an issue with player data compatibility between Bedrock and Java versions. We recommend double-checking your server settings and configuration to ensure compatibility for Bedrock players.
2. Do you have any mods installed that could be causing login issues for Bedrock players?
As mentioned, we are running a vanilla server without any mods that could potentially hinder Bedrock player logins. Please try again and let us know if the issue persists.
3. Can I join the server without any additional plugins or modifications?
Yes, our server offers a pure SMP experience without any additional plugins or modifications. Feel free to join and enjoy the vanilla gameplay.
4. Is there any monetization on the server, such as donations or in-game purchases?
Currently, we do not have any monetization features on the server. We aim to provide a fair and equal playing field for all our users without the need for monetary transactions.