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Crafty Space SMP

affordability, Crafty, Disappointment, financial struggle, Free Time, Frustration, job loss, Job Search, Kroger, lack of independence, lack of progress, lack of social life, lack of transportation, Living at home, Loneliness, minimum wage, parental support, smp, social isolation, Space, unemployment, union job, Working

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring life? Do you want to escape the harsh reality of adulting and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave behind the mundane world of job hunting and bills. Instead, embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Forget about minimum wage jobs at Kroger, join our server and become a virtual millionaire with diamonds galore! Who needs a car when you can ride on the back of a majestic dragon in the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, it’s way better than applying for a job at Kroger!

CraftyScienceFun

Astonishing, astonishing revelations, Astounding, CraftyScienceFun, eXtraordinary, Fascinating, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexing, remarkable, Science, Scientific fact, Shocking.., Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

BlockCraft2020, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, election, election interference, foreign policy, Government, hezbollah, influence, instability, international relations, Lebanese president, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, presidential candidate, strategy, U.S, united states, Vote, Weakness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	4758
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

Aladdin, Aladdin and the Magic Lamp, Arabian folklore, Arabian Nights, BETRAYAL, Blockade, cautionary tale, consequences, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, friendship, génie, Genies, Greed, Magic, moral dilemma, moral lesson, Selflessness, Unintended Consequences, Wishes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

Active players, adult community, apply, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Diamond, diamond bank, discord server, Economy, Friendly, java, Land claiming, New server, non-toxic experience, Perks, Player Warps, rocks, Rush, Semi Vanilla, Shiny, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	5319	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5812
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

assets, beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, chunky, curves, flat bum, health, huge ass, Huge Tits, Minecraft, no breasts, obese, physical appearance, self esteem, self-confidence, Server, skinny, societal expectations, weight

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	7317
Void Gems Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

break time, Competition, Fifa, football, friendly matches, gtGlobal, international break, international players, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Preparation, Qualifiers, rest period, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournaments, Training, travel, UEFA, vacation, World Cup

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

adult guest, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, guest list, Minecraft, rude behavior, Server, stepson, Wedding, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7268
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

acquaintance, aita, BELIEF, famous friend, Fan, friend group, Gatekeeping, grudge, Hollywood, Meeting, NoFamousFriendsAllowed, proof, validation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

FlawlessCraft SMP

biggest flaw, FlawlessCraft, flaws and imperfections, imperfections, introspection, personal growth, self acceptance journey, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-criticism, self-criticism journey, self-discovery journey, self-improvement journey, self-improvement process, self-reflection journey, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, concealed truth, cover up, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, denial, dishonesty, facade, False narrative, falsehood, hidden reality, Hidden Truth, personal deception, Secrets, self-deception, self-delusion, still telling, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉