| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 96 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9807 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.
TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9330 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and a block of stone. Yes, you heard that right! Sparks fly when Steve accidentally crafts a pickaxe with a piece of stone that turns out to be his soulmate. Will their love withstand the test of creeper explosions and zombie attacks? Find out on our server!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will they succeed in their evil plan or will the players band together to stop them? Only time will tell!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a llama riding a pig, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your own block of stone to fall in love with!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1243 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!
Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?
With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 222 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.
And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5729 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 611 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1060 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5854 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9374 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2835 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1958 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.
This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.
The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.
mc.lamplifesteal.xyz
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7585 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3584 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.
Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2612 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1192 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7268 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.
So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
