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DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2308
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	111
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4773

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	7112	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4866	Villages Defended:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4140	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1412
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!