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KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition

aggression, CNN Politics, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, diversion, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk Offensive, Military, military intervention, occupied Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, Shuffle, strategy, troop, Troops, Ukraine, US officials

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Star Shards Collected:	70	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	1932
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a secret alliance with russia and ukraine, but don’t worry, we’re not starting any wars, just building epic castles and battling creepers together! our server is so lit that even the US officials are talking about us on CNN Politics! who knew playing minecraft could be so politically scandalous? join now for a chance to be a part of history in the making! #minecraftdiplomacy #russiavsurkraine #creeperwars

KremlinCraft: Kyiv Shuffle

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, kyiv, Military, movement, News, russia, SECURITY, Shuffle, South, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, update, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

So, like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where Russia is like moving units from Ukraine to Kursk, right? Kyiv is all like “whoa, dude, what are you doing?” but Russia is just like “lol, we’re just playing Minecraft, bro.”

Join this server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures! Build your own army and conquer lands like a boss. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and TNT?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	113

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	112	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL

Attack, cyber attack, diplomatic tensions, Disinformation, Explanation, fake news, foreign policy, government response, information warfare, intelligence analysis, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk region attack, kyiv, lol, media manipulation, military conflict, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian disinfo, security threat, U.S. demands

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner russian disinfo agent and demand explanations from kyiv about attacks in kursk region. build ur own propaganda machine and spread fake news like a pro. team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world. come join us for a wild ride of misinformation and mayhem!

KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation

authoritarianism, Clashes, Conflict, crackdown, Democracy, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, large-scale provocation, media censorship, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, provocation, putin, Putins, russia, security forces, Unrest, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy details, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political dialogue, power dynamics, russia, Server, talks, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like russia but with a twist! we are open to talks with ukraine but only if zelenskiy is in power and gives us more details like how many potatoes he can juggle while riding a unicycle. our server is a wild ride of political intrigue and potato-based challenges. join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties while building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your trusty potato launcher. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft politics on our server? come join the chaos today!

AI KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

ai, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital warfare, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign interference, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, national security, political influence, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	193
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

lol imagine if that happened on our server!! like, the AI bots were trying to take over but we shut them down with our epic building skills and diamond swords. join us and be a hero in the battle against evil robots!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. why would you want to miss out on that?? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	693	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9137

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmif.vanillaboxmc.ru

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

44985USNC9SB4499RNB6D9SB4MPSZ, ANURBT5, BT459RHNS6, CATCHABOOK, Drive folder, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, MQ8D4BPDR, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, U9TTLM6AVXTNDQAS, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	115
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	2201
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	610544	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3012	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

aesthetic vs taste, culinary disappointment, culinary letdown, deceptive, DISAPPOINTING, flavor deception, flavor letdown, food aesthetics, food appearance, food fails, food presentation, Minecraft, misleading appearance, Server, taste buds tricked, taste deception, taste disappointment, taste perception, TasteBudTerror, unappetizing, unpalatable, visual appeal, visually appealing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	245	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

banned, Censorship, foreign policy, freedom of press, international relations, Journalism, Media, media ban, Moscow, Moscow Times, MoscowCraft, News, organization, Outlaws, Politics, press freedom, russia, russia news, Russian government, Russian media, Russian politics, Times, undesirable

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	2815
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!