come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server
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MissileDefender Minecraft Server
lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!
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KyivKrafters: No Arms Allowed!
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. like, imagine if NATO and Kyiv were in minecraft, and Kyiv was like, “yo, i’m gonna wreck Russia with my diamond sword!” and Russia was all like, “whoa, bro, that’s a dangerous escalation!”but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!
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CraftyKaraMurzaVanish
so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!
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CraftyNavalnayaFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia! yulia navalnaya tried to escape to our server but got caught by the russian police, now she needs your help to break free and build a secret base in our underground world! join now for a chance to become the next minecraft superhero and save yulia from the evil russian government! we have crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of fun surprises waiting for you! hurry before putin finds out and shuts us down!
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PixelPutin’sPrisonBreak
so like, imagine this, right? u can join this epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure ever! like, u know how india’s prime minister is like going to russia and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a superhero and help him push the kremlin to release indian men fighting in ukraine! like, u can build epic bases and fight off evil mobs to save the day! join now for the craziest time of ur life!
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Blocky Kremlin Charity
come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!
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KremlinCraftVPN-Ban
so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!
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MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.