plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.
and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.
so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?
you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.
plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?
| Description |
|---|
| EnchantedMC is a close knit community of active staff and participants that are looking for regular players on the SMP. There is no whitelist and anyone can join, and any playstyle is allowed. You can fight in PVP, or you can choose to survive by yourself. But what’s the point of survival if you can’t have friends? That’s why we introduced a teams system that allows you to build a team of like-minded people to dominate the survival world together. The map is regularly updated and contains tons of hidden lore. Awesome builds throughout the server may even end up on our official Instagram page! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why is Mario’s head on fire? | There are mysteries and secrets on the server waiting to be discovered. |
| Is it true staff have secret dungeons for hackers? | Find out by joining us on the server. |
| Is it true staff have torture chambers for hackers? | Explore the server to uncover the truth. |
| When was the server really published? | Visit our official website for more information. |
| Who are the Armadillo Gang? | Join us on the official Discord to connect with the community. |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But that’s not all! The player also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, it’s the perfect videogame experience you never knew you needed.
Forget about the same old shonen, CGDCT, or isekai stories. Our SMP is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got talking cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players never fail to impress.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or pig racing. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
Our server is the perfect place for stay-at-home dads looking for a break from the madness of family life. Swim in our virtual oceans, build sandcastles with your kids, and never worry about getting lectured for wanting some one-on-one time with your child.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be judged for is your building skills (or lack thereof). Who needs a real beach when you can have a Minecraft beach all to yourself? Let’s make some memories and escape the drama of real life together!
But beware, if you and your buddy can’t handle the pressure and end up losing, your friendship will be put to the ultimate test. Rumor has it that the last pair of players who failed a challenge ended up in a heated argument over who misplaced a single block of cobblestone. Needless to say, they haven’t spoken since.
So grab your best Minecraft buddy and prepare for the craziest, most friendship-testing adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a stronger bond than ever before. Or you might end up in a bitter rivalry that lasts for eternity. The choice is yours, but either way, it’s going to be one heck of a ride.
| Server Features |
|---|
| Java Edition Server |
| Active player base |
| Overworld size: 20k by 20k, expands with major updates |
| Map seed not public, structure seeds randomized |
| Tweaks and quality of life improvements |
| TPA and set homes features available |
| Effective anticheat system |
| Regular backups and land claims available |
| Open to player suggestions |
A: Yes, players can set two homes on the server.
A: No, the map seed is not public to prevent unfair advantages.
A: Yes, the server has regular backups to prevent data loss.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to build wherever they’d like on the server.
A: Yes, players can use land claims for added protection.