WE GOT A CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL BUT NO ONE LISTENS CUZ WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE INVADERS.
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WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMONDS FOR SEAWEED!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
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PS: OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES TO CUDDLE!
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