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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 560 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Mines Excavated: | 2773 | Magic Items Found: | 5527 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?