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SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, compatibility, DATING, first impression, First Meeting, husband, Initial Thoughts, Life Partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, SpouseCraft, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	708096
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	596	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a partner to share your diamonds with? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet your future spouse while building a pixelated castle together.

Just like in real life, your first impression of your in-game spouse might be a bit rocky. Maybe they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe or stole your last porkchop. But hey, isn’t that what love is all about?

So come on, join our server and let the virtual sparks fly! Who knows, you might end up crafting a real-life love story.

AnonCraft: Hacking Blocks & Building Dreams

#hacktivism, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, building, civil disobedience, class warfare, collapse of democracy, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital resistance, dreams, fascism, global rise, government surveillance, hacker group, HACKING, Internet freedom, online activism, online protest, political activism, Political unrest, social justice, U.S

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Anonymous to swoop in and save the day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build your own utopian society, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least find some diamonds). Who needs Anonymous when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join us now and become the hero you were always meant to be!

Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, humanitarian, innocent, International, Military, Minecraft, News, pediatric, PIXEL, pummel, russia, Server, strikes, Targeted, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

OrbanCraft: No Role for Zelenskyy

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, eastern europe, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political leaders, rejection, Role, russia, summit, talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3338	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	245
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see zelenskyy and orban dukin it out in a pvp arena. like, they’re tryna settle their beef in minecraft instead of real life. it’s like, so epic. u can even bet on who’s gonna win and if u guess right, u get a pet llama named fluffy. plus, there’s this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re always tryna steal ur loot. so come join the fun and witness the ultimate showdown between zelenskyy and orban, only on this minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

Carbocraft: Fueling Fun with Hydrocarbons!

car mechanics, Carbocraft, carbon dioxide production, Cellular Respiration, chemical reactions, Co2, combustion process, energy conversion, energy generation, energy production, engine combustion, environmental impact, fuel breakdown, fuel efficiency, Fueling, Fun, human biology, hydrocarbons, metabolism, organic compounds, similarities between cars and humans, Water, water production

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3310	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE RUN ON THE POWER OF CELLULAR RESPIRATION AND ENGINE COMBUSTION! 🚗💨

IMAGINE MINING FOR DIAMONDS WHILE YOUR CHARACTER IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIKE A CAR! 🤯

OUR PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED FEELING LIKE A REAL-LIFE ENGINE, REVVING UP TO TAKE ON THE MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍💥

SO IF YOU WANT A SERVER THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SPEEDY, DIAMOND-HUNTING MACHINE, JOIN US TODAY! 🏁💎🔥

CardioCraft: Saving Blocks, One Heart at a Time

access to healthcare, American College of Cardiology, blocks, CardioCraft, cardiologists, cardiology services, healthcare access, healthcare accessibility, healthcare availability, healthcare disparities, healthcare equity, healthcare inequality, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare resources, healthcare services, healthcare shortage, healthcare system, Heart, lower-income communities, Medical research, rural healthcare, SAVING, Time, underserved populations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so like, u know how there’s like 22 million peeps in the US who like, don’t have a cardiologist in their county? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got cardiologists for everyone! like, we even got cardiologists for your minecraft pets, cuz why not, right?

come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.

plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!

NorwegianNonsense Minecraft Server

199487275, Kneggeutgaven, Minecraft, norgetråden, NorwegianNonsense, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary KneggeutgavenForrige, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy dose of insanity.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Community, discussion, elden ring, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, Exploration, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, Minecraft, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets, Updates

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	2757	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9492
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2265	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can explore interactive maps, plan out your character builds, and even participate in epic group battles with the password “erg” (because why not?).

Our latest patch includes updates that will blow your mind, and our main information document is like a pasta recipe for success in the world of Elden Ring.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server today!

AuntieSisterBan Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, AuntieSisterBan, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, CPS, estranged mother, family, Family Support, lost access, Minecraft, overstepped, relationships, Respect, Sacrifices, Server, sister, sole custody, supervised visits, verbal attack, Wishes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the sacrifices you’ve made for your little sister? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no estranged mothers will be allowed in without CPS supervision! Join now and avoid family drama like a pro player dodging creepers. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about your Aunt causing chaos in the chat. So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on! #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

BirthCraftHoldMyHand

birth plan, BirthCraftHoldMyHand, Communication, Delivery, Doctor, equality, Expectations, Experience, family, fear, first child, hand holding, husband, Labor, medical professional, mother-in-law, ObGyn, Pregnancy, relationship, Selfishness, Support

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!