Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and witness the epic saga of the never-ending pile of dishes that will make you question your own sanity. Will you be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you add to the chaos by refusing to do any dishes at all?
But that’s not all! Our server also offers thrilling adventures like navigating through a maze of dirty laundry and surviving the treacherous terrain of the cluttered living room. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have the thrilling challenge of avoiding stepping on Legos in the dark?
So join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of clear communication and compromise…or you might just end up throwing your computer out the window in frustration. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
First of all, our server is run by a bunch of crazy dudes who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but their bare hands. Yeah, you heard me right, bare hands! And they did it all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, Fluffy breathes fire and likes to eat raw fish. Don’t ask us how we got him, it’s a long story involving a magic potion and a talking mushroom.
So, if you wanna join a server where the sky’s the limit and the only rule is to have fun, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
Welcome to ZygoMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
Join our thriving community where creativity, teamwork, and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a competitive PvP player, or just looking to relax and explore, there’s something for everyone here.
mc.ahjin.online:23050
There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.
1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!
2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!
Brief description:
⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!
⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!
⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.
⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.
⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!
⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.
⬛ PVP – only in the arena.
⬛ Grief is prohibited.
⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.
⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.
⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
Not a short description.
⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.
We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!
⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.
⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!
⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!
Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!
⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!
a6.storymine.ru
We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance for emeralds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons DJing.
You won’t find any boring old upgrades here, just pure chaos and fun! Plus, our diamond armor is bedazzled with glitter and rainbows for that extra fabulous protection.
So ditch CC and join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava).
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us fight off any griefers that try to mess with us. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? Let’s go build some ridiculous monuments and have the time of our lives! #YOLO #MinecraftFTW #LifeHackz
and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.
so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?
