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ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown

African American, buy quick, Chicago, ChicagoCraft, circle, city life, funny, humor, Illinois, local ], meme, Midwest, Nice, nigga, Slang, smp, social media, street culture, ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown, trendy, Urban, urban living, viral

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Chicago gangster who will make sure you never have a dull moment!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players using diamond swords and enchanted armor. Our Chicago nigga will even throw in some fireworks and explosions for added excitement!

But wait, there’s more! If you can find the hidden treasure in the circle, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of emeralds and your very own pet creeper. Just be careful not to blow up your base!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you only look at this one place in the circle, it’s actually quite nice! Who wouldn’t want to buy quick in this crazy world?

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	122	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2763	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7226

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3306	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!