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CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Votes:	7645
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	9932	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8184	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

#youtube, Chaos, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, LIVESTREAMING, meets, millie, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

#gamer, amazing book, Amazon, Book, cdda modlist, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, games, Guide, Kid warden Edition, Links, loverslab, manage mods, Minecraft, minimize problems, Mod list, mod load orders, mod order guide, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexus mods, op, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Previous thread, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, steam workshop, try it out., Tynan, yayo modlist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3147	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8033
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!