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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1799 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.