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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

Aether, CraftyFantasy, Craziness, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	4492
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

armpit, ArmpitCraft, Armpits, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Curiosity, Curious, flirtation, Gesture, gossip, Intimacy, Intrigue, love, Mystery, nonverbal, personal space, question.., rumor, scandal, social cues, speculation, spread, spreads

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Ores Mined:	3353
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

Alternate Universe, canon, creative writing, Fan art, fan community, fan culture, fan fiction, Fan Made, fan projects, fan works, fictional, game development, Gaming, non-canon games, non-official, nonsense, Original Characters, pixelated, post, role playing, Server, storytelling, Unofficial, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Star Shards Collected:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

Admit, at this point, blocky, BROKE, can you, comma separated, controversy, cope, CREEPERS, Finally, Generate, go broke, incel, Justice, list, long trail, meets, Minecraft, opinion, point, Pure, Quote, Server, Social, social media, Statement, Tag, Woke

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	67	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5989
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	250675	Potions Brewed:	79

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

4chan posts, Archive, Childhood, CREEPERS, DADDY, de-anonymized, de-anonymized archive, digital footprint, Friendly, Girls, internet history, look, Memories, Nice, Nostalgia, old internet, online behavior, Online Community, PixelPanicCraft, posted, privacy concerns, read together, social media, worries

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

action, Adventure, Anime, bullshit, captain, Captain Tsubasa, childhood favorite, Competition, Crafty, determination, football, friendship, Goal, iconic series, japanese, Manga, Nostalgia, PIXEL, Playground, Rivalry, shonen jump, Soccer, sports, teamwork, Tsubasas

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5105	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!